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Perseverance is the second studio album by American metalcore band Hatebreed. It was released in 2002 by Universal Records. \"I Will Be Heard\" is featured in the film XXX and on its soundtrack. \"Below the Bottom\" appeared in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre soundtrack. It is the band's last album to feature Lou Richards on guitar before his departure in 2002 and suicide in 2006.
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